IF YOU AGREE, YOU SHOULD READ THIS BOOK!

What happens when a grumpy beaver decides he's running for President of the United States of America?

Hilarity!

Join Maurice the Beaver and Tony the Rabbit as they navigate modern politics and make liberal (no pun intended) use of the word "douche". 

A classic of modern literature, Maurice the Beaver is the seldom-read comic strip from acclaimed* writer/artist/filmmaker/teacher Randall P. Girdner. Join him for a look at the tawdry world of U.S. politics and a book that will, come January 20th, 2021, be totally and completely out of date!

THIS BOOK IS NOT FOR CASUALS!

Are you a casual? Then this book is not for you. Maurice demands his fans be hardcore.

Once again, Maurice the Beaver and Tony the Rabbit explore their world and yours as they take a tour through the trials and tribulations of modern society.

Prepare to be offended. Prepare to have your “woke” credentials challenged. Prepare to feel vaguely angry at the musings of a beaver that does not always have the courage of his convictions. Popular on Reddit, Maurice the Beaver is Randall P. Girdner’s ode to himself and his hatred of others. Join him, will you?

AMERICAN PATRIOT!

THESE ARE NOT MY MONKEYS!